YouTube - Wayne Rooney wonder goal. the poor goalie just had to watch that float by. via theshow.

YouTube - Movies in 5 seconds. The winner is definitely the Big Lebowski followed by Fargo.

YouTube - Olbermann: A Look Backward at the Commander’s Credibility. just in case you need a really long list of things bush has messed up with iraq.

YouTube - Conan - Vomiting Kermit and the Masturbating Bear you gotta love the music they play for the Masturbating Bear.

Mexican drug wars find new battleground on YouTube | CNET News.com. gangs are taunting each other by posting videos on youtube which show their victims. i guess you can’t be very afraid of the police if you’re posting evidence online.

Kevin Federline’s Nationwide Insurance commercial. he must have really needed a payday. funny though.

Lewis Black on discovering other countries. priceless.

Colbert Report - AT&T: The T-1000 of Telecoms. a primer on US telcos.

YouTube - Aasif Mandvi - Obama/Osama. with a large lead-in by jon stewart.

Jon Stewart schools Bill Bennett on gay marriage. fyi, gay marriage has ruined holland and norway.

YouTube - A Closer Look At The iPhone. cbs news footage of the iphone in use. pretty slick. via ram.

YouTube - Professional Hockey at it’s best. the announcer is even outraged.

how cocaine is made. boy, that’s a lot of gasoline.

YouTube - SNL short with Justin Timberlake. has bleeps unfortunately. still funny though.

YouTube - High School football player hurdles defender. this guy, Sam McGuffie, has some insane highlight reels.

YouTube - Tony vs. Paul. who knew low budget stop-motion video could be so good?

Slashdot | Verizon Can’t Do Math. this poor guys takes 24 minutes to explain to three different people at verizon that 0.002 cents is different than 0.002 dollars. the confidence of the final manager is awesome.

Daily Show - Gay marriage ruins State. Now look at Massachusetts, dead last in illiteracy! via theshow.

Stephen Colbert v. The Decemberists. honestly, colbert is a new media genius. via funkaoshi.

Daily Show - Aasif Mandvi on the John Kerry gaff. that’s show business johnny!