So for all of you who live in the greater Toronto area, I’ll be in town on the 14th to the 17th. And for everyone in the nation’s capital, I’ll be there from the 18th to the 21st. I realize I bought my ticket a little late but it cost me $733 with Air Canada for a 4000 mile roundtrip. A flight from Seattle to Heathrow was only $500 and that’s a 10,000 mile roundtrip. How does that make any fucking sense?