Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades. As some of you might have heard, Gillette recently launched a 5-blade razor completely forgoing the 4-blade paradigm. This is made all the more recockulous by the fact that The Onion predicted this 2 years ago in one of their best editorials ever.
“Are they the best a man can get? Fuck, no. Gillette is the best a man can get.”
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technically it’s 6 blades…it’s got one on the back so you can actually cut straight lines again.
Someone’s going to reinvent the single-bladed razor, and it will be revolutionary. Until then, I think I’m just going to try shaving with five regular single-bladed razors taped together. Or perhaps I’ll just invent small thimble-razors that I can place over each finger…I could shave in 7 seconds. Gillette won’t see it coming.
I heard that if you shave with the new 5-blade Gillette Fusion you never have to shave again.
Shit. Makes a girl wish she had facial hair (read: more facial hair). Now I want to be a gangsta, a baller, a shot caller… and a man!